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escort cabrios are proper cars well within my driving abillitys the rip snorting 1.6 fuel injected 8 valve engine will give me more than enuff power to get my gay ponytail blowing in the wind ,and if im truelly honest the cossie scaree the crap out of me as i really am to gay to drive it and need to admit that it resally is to much of a mans car for me,o gonna get my girly poofy cabrio sorted