Originally Posted by CraigN
get down the cop shop mate and let them take photos
use lots of ketchup make it look real bad
then press charges
thats what i did
all tho my face was propper fucked up
but i got a nice compensation wedge
and he got done for ABH

you was banging his missus ffs, ya lucky it was just GBH, i would have shot ya and put you in the thames wrapped in chicken wire to keep ya warm
cant belive ya got comp out of him, i would have asked for prison and not payed