i might claim that i was in Clitheroe at that time on the telephone to horrocksford Signalbox about a shunt manuver against a red signal, which i passed at danger (please prosecute me for running a red light) and that i didn't even know my car had left home as i travel by train to work



OOORRRRRR

"how can i be driving my car at that time as i was shagging the camera operators wife up the arse while she moaned and begged me for more" ???