trust me, the "dont seem like that sort of person" are usualy the ones, its really suprising.

the ones that DO seem that sort of people are usualy just the ones who jus are blatant, the ones that dont, well they just sly...

this one bird who was someone i knows mrs, everyone wanted her, but she jus didnt seem remotley interested in anyone but her bloke, nobody thought shed cheat. what people didnt know is when it was jus me n her, she was REALLY dirty. not long after i nailed her, and a few days later on the sat night my mate comes up to me with the "youl NEVER guess what i did the other night" and i was like "youl never guess what i did either!" and lo and behold, he said what id never guess, and yup, hed shagged her too
Neither of us had any idea about the other person, and like everyone else, was shocked she was cheating at all as seemed like the LAST person who would, and belive me, im far less nieve about these things than most.
Tis a fucked up world mate.

I know exactly what you saying about pulling other birds makes you feel better tho

The way i see it is like this, i trust no bird, and cant be trusted either. Wont stop me being with them, wont stop me having a good time with em, treating em same as i would if was faithful, wont stop me loving them.
I just keep the 2 things (ie girlfriend and sluts) totaly seperate in my mind and my life, and make sure all the other birds know this is no relationship, 1girlfriend and 100 hos, quality, but 2 girlfriends is a BAD idea (and cant see how you can love 2 of em either myself).

Its not ideal, but works perfectly on the lines of "what they dont know cant hurt em" esp that the odds are theyl do the same to you at some point.

IMO only birds that dont ever cheat is ones that would never get the oppertunity to, ie if they totaly iscolated from the world (almost impossible, no matter where they live), or shes pulled miles out of her league and will never have anyone anywhere near as good interested in her as shes a monster (birds dont get on an ugly geezer if they was with someone decent, theyd cheat with as good or better).
I think a lot of blokes you see with mingers are with em as they know its secure, fook that, id rather be single or take the risk of the mint piece rather than that, seems fookin stupid.

As you can see, me no trust