Someone nicked my Mk2 Deluxe Cortina. I thought the council had taken it for parking tickets

But, three weeks later, the car re-appear's, and I am thinking, 'maybe I was just silly and didn't see it on the road?'

But when I got a bit closer and realised the addition of the fluffy dice hanging off my rear view mirror, and the battery on the passenger seat instead of under her bonnet..... I knew something was afoot.....

Somone had stolen my baby....then brought it back cos they couldn't drive it (the lady that lived next to where I had parked it saw the guy who took it keep getting out and pushing it back, then getting in and driving it forward to turn it around, as the pussy couldn't even get it in reverse!)

Luckily, for me, there was a sercurity camera pointing right at him while he was doing it.