Id seen her round the village for years and fancied a bit but i was living with a bird... but after being caught out by a letter from the nob doctors telling me that a another bird id been 'sleeping' with had tested positive for something and i needed to be tested too put an welcome end to that relationship... Anyway 6 months later (feb 14th)and i'd still not bumped into this girl to introduce myself...i sent her a valentines card with my name and number on it....That was 11 years ago and we are married with 3 beautiful kids..ooorrrrrr
I learnt my lesson too and wouldnt cheat on her for a gold pig!
A cotton wool bud rammed 1" down my japs eye by a 4foot indian guy put me off slagging it for life!