Bloodyhell Monkeys CAN legally be pets in the UK...

but after reading this i dont want one now
http://www.ethicalworks.co.uk/monkey...utumn_2003.htm
Providing they telling the truth that is.

Didnt want a chimp anyhow, toooo big, even if they do look well funny, i meant some them littler monkeys you see at the zoo.

I like pets that are clever, and even the cleverest dogs n cats n shit, well, they still thick