Sounds a bit like 'Jim'll Fix it'
"Dear Jim, please can you Pimp my Rusty Cut-and-Shut with some Bling wheels and a monster sounds system"
"Now then, Now then, Now then, how about we just buy you a new one??"
Hey, there's a great idea for a new show, 'Pimp my Ride - With Jimmy Saville'. He's got just the right image with all his BLING!!
You heard it here first..........