Shame you've got an arse hole like a Wizard's sleave and can't go back to being a rent boy.
A bloke I know started a bike school up in Norfolk, he loved it for a while but did this thing
HERE and is now a technical editor on some other bike magazine.
I could see you doing something like that in the media! Your photos of holidays/trips are legendary mate! shame you're not more photogenic but you can always be the one just taking the photos. and I suppose if you're wearing a helmet...
If I can help in anyway with anything, let me know