cool site Gaz

whilst we are taking the piss out of ourselves

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.

and my downfall

What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

and the best statement of all

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.