Hmmmm I think your best bet would be either break it.....(But you already say you have no time to fix it...)
Or as stated put it back together and sell it whole, but that'd mean MOT'ing it etc...
If you were closer I'd try and offer you a swap!
My car was off the road for 4 years, 90% of the time I wish I'd never started it and sold it on without touching it in the first place, THE main reason i didn't sell it in a semi finished state is that it would be worth half as much. It's back on the road now as of last week, just needs a few bits of paint to be mint again.
Good luck!
(And I hope no one removes this post....)