you can only use the hard shlder if you are broken down or sir alex furguson needing thve shit

everyone else is banned

stu, you should have made out that the car was overheating and you were going totop up the water if he was bing a twat about it

but i've also been ulled oer by plod on the motorway for not wearing a seatbelt, ironiclly, after i'd stopped at clacket lan services to go fo a piss
they followed me out of the services, went passed very slowly, then turned their little tngies on and stoped me
to be fair, he was very appologetic about giving me the ticket