Old Mar 8, 2009 | 10:31 PM
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I think the kids nowadays should go back about 4 generations in time... They would get the shock of their lives as I would

When a child does something wrong now. Lets sit them down and talk about what you did wrong little Johnny,

Parent-You know its wrong to throw bricks at cars.

Johnny-*Big pause*.......No I didn't know.....

Parent-*In a soft kind voice* Well can you promiss Mommy that you won't do it again?

Johnny-*Big pause Again* ......... I promiss..........

Parent-You promis me what Johnny Sweetheart?

Johnny-*Big Sigh, pause, and talking uder his breath* ...........I promiss I won't throw bricks at cars anymore........

Parent-I hope you learned your lesson Johnny Sweetheart after this talk.

Johnny-*Sigh, pause and under his breath* Yeah me to......... *now happy* Can I go play with my toys and watch TV?!?!?!

Parent-Ok, but you can't watch The simpson's.

Johnny-*starts to cry and throwing a fit* But I wanna watch The Simpson's!!!!!!!!!!

Parent - OK OK ok you can watch The Simpson's Jeeze!
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