Originally Posted by -beefy-

+ im only 26 miles form there,

if you like and willing to cover the fish and chips and fuel costs ,

ill gladly pop up , paint myself orange , dance about for half hour like a tellytubbie

and sing you and the missus any neil diamond song you like ..........


also offer a babysitting service, but they tend to cry when i sit down ,






hope this helps ,


beefy