i did wash it once

, its onluy dirty as i never use it

, had to buiy a new batt for it as the 7 million alarms and security devices ya fited ran the batt flat and the cold wouldnt allow it regain a full charge
besides all whitew cars look dirty, if ya want ill drop it round when stus finished and ya can give it the once over, never seen a car soo clean, you must have had loads of practise
oh wait, its being cleaned as i type,
its started to rain