ive had my beard over ten years now ,

people say i wouldnt be me without it ,

its been completely off ten times in ten years for various reasons , but instantly let it grow back ,

i didnt once shave it off on the promise of getting to give this lass one ,

we were in her gaff and shes playing with me know saying shave it off and u can do whatever you like to me ,

imagine how gutted i was to come out the bathroom ten min later smooth as a babys bum to find she had passed out ,


so i grabbed a biro and drew a mustache on her face ,

thats the last time ill ever shave it off for a bit of poon tang


beef