i don't think you've EVER cut yours

i borrow the clippers from my dad and give it some frantics round the old bonce and all it costs me is the leccy i use and some hot water to rinse it out with afterwards

but the local barber still wants a fiver for it

and, here's a story which shocked me just like it's going to shock you:

i thought to myself "today, i think i'll get my hair cut" so i wanders down the road to the closest barbers, walk in, sit down and start to read the paper

and he says "excuse me, but do you have an appointment?"

i looked to the right, i looked to the left, then at the fella who was talking, and then to his mate "an appointment?"

"yes sir, you would need to book an apointment as we are not free until 3pm"

i looked at my watch, it was 2.10pm

"how much wil it cost?"

"depends on what you want done, but our prices start from £10 sir"

"so even though there is no one here, you want me to come back in an hour or so, after having made an appointment, and then charge me at least £10, to get a hair cut that i can get for a fiver down the road?"

he gave me a funny look

i put the paper down and went home to find my dads clippers