Some of the jobs I go to make me roar with laughter!!

I work for a large breakdown organisation and some people are complete tossers!

I went to a mercedes A class a couple of months back which had supposedly cut out and wouldnt restart. I turned up and the geezer had pushed it into his back yard. I thought that was a bit strange.

Anyway, I asked the guy what had happened and he said it just cut out. he didnt want me to look at it and just wanted it taken to his garage.

I said i needed to attempt to repair it before i recover it. He said the bonnet didnt open, so i said i'd have a look. surprise surprise, it opened.

I lifted the bonnet and what did i see before my very eyes??

An engine with no inlet manifold and loads of other bits missing!!

I said to him 'I've found your problem. Your inlet manifolds fallen off!!!'

He then admitted that hes been working on it but had got in too deep and coudlnt sort it himself.

I didnt recover it as I didnt see it as a breakdown so left him to sort it out himself. Theres other people out there that have genuinely broken down and theres people like this that take the piss!