Originally Posted by
Benni
If you had what I've had, expect to shit yourself anytime now. Trust no farts, as mine came from a little rumble.
Benni.

I didn't eat anything for nearly a week....... Benni my friend I am there now.... everything I eat stays in there for about an hour or two...... then the rumbles begin....... believe you me, between my nose and my rear end, I could do with shares in Andrex......