haha can beat that!
i bought a old escort van of a mate of a mate for £100, was driving it home (no tax, insurance or mot ) the box decided 2 blow its self 2 pices on the dual carageway just out of crawley. stoped it on the hardsholder got in my mates car (who was following) and left the fucking thing there!

think that has 2 be a record could have only owned it 20 min's