my favs are

"My car did have 94bhp when it left the factory, but i have fitted a pipercross viper induction kit. This should give me an extra 25-30bhp. This would give me 124, ish. And down a back road on the twisties this is easily enough to leave a STANDARD cossie."

and

"Granted the , sportka has less power but it also has less weight. In fact it has a power to weight ratio of 200 bph per tonne. This is the same as an escort gt2000."

but this is the best one

"hamster 171, clearly knows nothing about anything and therefore i think he should shut his mug face. The sportka is clearly the best car fords have made to date. And that includes the escort cosworth. A sportka will actually lap the nurburgring 1.7 secs quicker than the big turbo cossie!"

and then i saw this one what the fuck is he talking about
"there is no such thing as a 4x4 escort cossie, fords canned it early in development to save money. They are call 4x4 because the are 16v. Hence 4 valves for for cylinders."