I like this one...
Q: Hi there. Street magician and general idiot David Blaine here. When I'm not locking myself inside a plexiglass box, suspended above the Thames Embankment, while passing kids throw eggs at it, I like to make gullible people in the street whoop with excitement by standing on my tiptoes and making it look a bit like I'm hovering off the ground. I was wondering if your invisible box would support my weight, so as I could stand on it and make my hovering act a bit more convincing? Thanks, David Blaine. 24-Nov-08
A: THERE THERE, dont put yourself down, you may look like a wierdo who you wouldnt want your daughter/son/mother/dog/cat/fifi/hamster within 100 miles of but at least you can raise yourself a few inches above the ground when a camera looks the other way. i can honestly say that i dont know the g.v.w. of my invisible box as the chassis plate is in fact....invisible, i do believe however that it is capable of supporting a twat like you. thanks. ps stop asking about the part worn custard, its SOLD