Jumping in a Capri was the quickest way I learned to drive properly, only put it in a ditch twice and hit one kerb.
First ditching - second day I had it, it decided to absolutely piss it down in the middle of summer, 80 mph overtaking, braked to pull back in and off I went
Kerb - lorry coming the other way, braked very hard and it pulled to the left (out of the way thankfully)
Second ditching - tried to take a corner near santa pod with shite tyres and the chassis still bent from kerb incident.

Harmless fun
Don't buy one in the winter!