The world is full of wankers like that sadly mate. A group 9-10 of us where up Whitley Bay on an all day session Saturday just gone, we were in a bar watching the strippers just after the football had finished when this lad started to say to my mate that our 'firm' looked handy and asked if we wanted to go down the road with his 'firm' for ruk, we were all pissing ourselves laughing he got royally told to fuck off and stop watching so much football factory we were all out for a mates birthday ffs!