Line them all up in a straight line you'll be starting from Trafalgar Square and end up in Heathrow Airport. Then take a Hummer or maybe a Tank and run them all over and for good measure, run them over again

Job done.


Today on the bus coming home, was pretty packed and here a little chav English squeaky voice and I shit you not went EXACTLY like this:

"I'm skitz bruv, I'm skitz bruv, I swear down mans gonna get shank up in here bruv"

In other words, he didn't like the bus was packed with his group of equally chav mates and was thinking of shanking people.

Then the bus stopped and people were trying to get on:

"I swear down bruv, if they try come on dis bus yeah, I'm gonna punch dem bruv"



FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNT!