If you want to cobble the car back together I've got a good 2wd head you can borrow?
I'm on the wirral, not mega far from Blackpool.

Absolutely gutted for you though mate

If you're still stuck for getting the car home by the weekend, a mate of mines got a flatbed, just spoken to him now and he could do it for you then, but you'd have to talk to him about cost.