Loving the Version of the Celine Dion song taking the P*ss out of TOTTANIC and their director of sport Damien Commoli: My heart will go on, by Juande Ramos lol its a Classic:

Every Night In My Dreams
We Win One, We Score One
Then I realise, We've Won None,

Far Across the Distance,
My Defence, Has No Resistance,
I Can't Even Send Ledley On,

Near, Far, We'll Never Be where Arsenal Are,
I Believe that Our Start Goes On,
Once More The Pther Team Score,
And There's Fear in My Heart,

We sold Dimi And Robbie,
Now I fear For My Jobbie,
Will My Team Ever Win One?

For Hull It Was Easy,
Thanks A Lot Daniel Levy,
Where Have Our Forwards Gone?

Near Far, We Miss You Ber -Bar
I Believe that my start goes on,
Once More Struggling to Score,
And There's Fear in My Heart,
That this will go on and on

(Repeat to fade into The Championship!!)