as mumbled to the tune of that american pie song

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How the Carling Cup win made them smile.
And they knew this could be their chance
To finally make that big advance
And, maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver…
Pool, and Berbs to Man U;
You can’t believe it, can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried
The day that Tottenham died.

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye
When Comoli sold the goalie
Well it made Levy cry
When you play at Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye
Soon your gonna be a Magpie
I bet you wish you were a Magpie

Did your players eat the poisoned food
To let Arsenal in and spoil your mood
If the fansite tells you so
Do you believe in Chas n' Dave
Can their music save you from an early grave
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow
Well, I knew you were set for a letdown
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown
You sacked poor Martin Jol
and now everyone is lol
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck
Your delusion means I couldn't give a fuck
That to the table bottom you are stuck
The day the Tottenham died
I started singin'

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye
When Comoli sold the goalie
Well it made Levy cry
When you play at Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye
Soon your gonna be a Magpie
I bet you wish you were a Magpie