This can suck my balls If I'm out of the country I'm out of the country

Luckily, this only applies to oil rig supply ships, as they're never really outside UK territorial waters. When I'm outside the 12 miles I'm in the gulf or something

I actually started out on Supply boats. It was fucking awful!!! I even did 3 days on a stand by boat once. What a fooking joke that was!!!!!!!!!!

I got fleas from the bed, and the last guy had taken a crap in the corner of the cabin