Lol
My folks wanted a lift one night to a function and i took the cossie ..............
Came of the roundabout onto the A1 outside Dunbar and was in 3rd just about to change into 4th taking it easy when my old man says cmon then lets see what the heap of scrap can do ...........still in 3rd that was it, my foot was slammed to the floor and gave it serious beans for him to shite himself and my mother in the back screaming with laughter/crapping herself

Cheeky cunt asked to get dropped of away from the function as the loud exhaust would be embarrassing

He would always slag the cossies off but was fuckin first to tell his mates/workmates and bragg what car i had at the door as a toy
Even told me i was daft for selling it when i did ..................thanks for rubbing salt in my wounds you old twat

lol