Not heard that one
Originally Posted by
Kelv
any more?
im home all day and bored
Silly one [best spoken out loud]:
Prince Charles is visiting the stables and sees a new stablehand he's not met before. He has the back leg up of his favourite horse and is inspecting the hoof.
Charles asks him "Have you ever shoed a horse before?"
"No, but I told a pig to fuck off once."