I thought it was bad enough hearing the same old tacky adverts but listening to R1? All they seem to do is talk a load of old bollocks in a monotonous drone tone - they sound so depressed!


hello, is that the Samaritans?

Yes, hello, how can I help you?

...Well, I've been listening to radio 1 for the past 5 minutes ....

....Please sir, turn the radio OFF immediately and walk away from the radio now.....