The comedy

Basically i rang up Three because i was due a free upgrade today, so i ring them and there offering me all sorts of crap which is no better than what ive already had for the last year

What do you like sir, good camera? mp3 player? bluetooth? errr yes but my old phone here has that already?

You like Nokia? sony erricsson? hmmm i dont mind what have you got?

How about a Nokia 6500 slide, it has a very good camera etc, yeah but its old

Then i said to him how about a K850i(as i know there good and have a good camera) and he goes "but sir this handset is 1 year old, its old sir" yeah ok its OLD, but its better than a crap 6500 slide

In the end i managed to sucker him into giving me a Sony C902 for free