mate im sorry but i couldnt, even if she was giving me head all i would just be thinking of what a mate said to me years ago when he came out of the nick after 8 years

" if you close your eyes could you tell if it was a bloke of a bird sucking you off"

id rather spend the extra free time giving the lead singer extras,,,,,, and have the blokish one work on the car,,,, or refit a bathroom ect

it reminds me of a character on the simpsons when homer gets married in vegas