This is my story

I was working at the NEC at the time, had a curry the night before, and really needed the loo.

I was working in the dressing rooms of the bands that play at NEC Arena.

Anyway, had a good 10 minutes on the bog, as you do, all done, and realise there is no toilet roll

The toilet areas in the dressing rooms are like a small bathroom with a lockable door and also a cubicle (also lockable).

Luckily I locked both and basically the hand towels that come in a roll to dry ur hands on (the ones u keep pulling and they go back in) I had to wet the towel roll, stand on a chair, and wipe my ass LOL

When I was done, I simply pulled it back round a few tugs.

Everybodys happy