Went on a stag do last year to Spain with a bunch of lads.....

Got in around 7ish on the 3rd day totally destroyed and just fell in to my room in the apartment complex. When i eventually woke up I was desperate for the bog, so I went stumbling in there to be greeted by the sight of a thick brown line at arse height. It went all along the right hand wall, down the cistern and in to the bog.

Turns out that one of the lads was near to bursting, had fired his trou down and let rip as he was turning round. The smell was horrific!