allong the lines, on a stag do , came back to my room to find my mate with his trousers round his ankels squating over the bath with his head in the toilet.

turns out he neded a crap but wanted to chuck his guts up at the same time and hed got it the wrong way round.

i mean sick should wash down a plug hole, but a turn aint going no where!


needless to say when i woke in the morning, there was nothing in the bath but my mate was asleep on the flor, trousers round ankles