On another occasion I went to visit Gary at University and I shat all over the toilet floor right next to the toilet and some poor fucker stood in it and was telling Gary how it was like a Great Dane had shit and he stood in it. I am crying laughing at the thought.

Ironically. the same day I shat in the overflow tank and cocked it up and was half way home before I realized I had shit all down my shoulder. I had to finish my journey home with no upper clothes on.

I went to visit an elderly relative where I shat in her portable potty, you know the things that you have in your room with a bowl in when your old, can't think of the name. However, their was no bowl in it.



I've shat in so many places, hence why I am known as Benni Turd.

B. turd.