I remember I was desperate for a poo when riding my bike so I had a poo in the bush and their was nothing to wipe my arse on so I pulled my pants up and I tried to ride to the nearest pub. When I got their I was surprised I could smell nothing until I had to go up a ramp and back on myself so I got a waft of the smell... I nearly conked out.

My friend, Gary off here couldn't stop laughing and I was in the toilet cleaning my arse jeans and so on for ages. Eventually I threw my undies over the cubicle into the next one and someone was screaming which I could see why as they were full of shit.

Thank god he was mid shit or I think he would of smacked me one, I was lucky.

Benni.