not a quote but for real:

I was due to fly out to Milan with a guy from work and our Boss, we got to Stanstead Airport and i was trailing my boss, as he was,tryed to always lead the way,but i notice a brown patch in the crease of his trouser ass may be 3"long x 1" across,it looked like a tree had been cut and the rings were showing, a decreasing watered down chocolate stain maybe.

Any way when i noticed this i started to giggle which turned in to a laugh, which turned in to hysterics at this point i couldnt walk and was on my knees almost, my mate asked what the hell was wrong as every one in the airport was looking, to which i could only point as i couldnt speak, when he saw what i was pointing at, his laugh was OMG fookin loud, so loud now people are laughing at us and pointing.

Our boss just couldnt understand to what we laughing at and was getting frustrated as well as angry, im now crying and both me an me mate are almost on out knees, we managed between us to tell the boss what we laughing at, OMG his face.....Priceless, he run to toilets to get changed,but we carried on laughing ...........as you do.