Another glorious quote:

Such delight it was to enter a somewhat primitive, but complete with long desired shower, bathroom. I immediately disrobed and only then did I discover the state of my trousers. On the back off them, covering the entire backside, was a truly disgusting, opaque brown grease patch.

The cream mixed with sweat, dust and an imperfectly cleaned anus had over two days of sitting permeated my boxers and added a whole new disgusting dimension to my trousers - I had never realised a thing.

Jesus, what theose poor polite Indian fellow passengers must have thought of me. Not one made mention.