Tugged on the M1 doing 126 (indicated) but got off with 3 points and a £60 fine as the cop car didn't have video in it, only an average speed detector, which thanks to me having to slow down cos of a car in front of me put me at 94.6mph average speed - copper said if it had hit 95 average it'd be a ban

Also got pulled doing 65 in a 30 that leads into a 40 (so probably best part of 50 in the 30 and 65 in the 40) whilst undertaking three cars. Fuck knows how but copper let me off telling me "I've already scraped one lad of the road tonight, don't let yourself become the second"

Been quite lucky really....