That's a pretty fucking decent reply iansoutham! Pretty much spot on.

Interestingly...gearstick...proxy...NO WONDER MINE DOESN'T FUCKING PICK UP THE PASSENGER WINDOW HALF AS GOOD AS THE DRIVER ONE!!!!!!

The proxy fucking bum licks the drivers side of the car, doesn't have a problem going off on the driver's side. Passenger side, you have to be dancing with your arse on fire anddoing starjumps before it goes off! And I had the sensitivity adjusted a little higher at one point and every time I parked with drivers side closest to the road, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING time a car went past it went off!

Will be looking to relocate proxy methinks!