FPMSL Faye just emailed me this!

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of
>vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send
>
>me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning
>out and give me some time off.
>
>I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from
>the ceiling.
>
>Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde..it'll be important to know
>that later) came in and asked me what I was doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm
>acting crazy to get a few days off... I'm a light bulb."
>
>A few minutes later, the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
>
> "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
>
>"You're going crazy," he said.
>"Take a few days off."
>
>With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started
>following me, and the Boss asked where she was going.
>
>"I can't work in the dark," she said.