Maria, get Porkchop to fly you to the states, first class of course, get Kat Von D to cover up your armband and fly home after taking in some shopping in New York.

Its either that or go to Ipswich and have some one laser your arm, charge you almost as much as a Kat Von D tattoo and you'll have a sore arm for months as well as a funny pale band around your arm

Hmmmm Kat Von D Tattoo OR the Ipswich Ray Gun.....