Off the top of my head here are a few, probably more, but I'm certainly not the worst offender on here going by some of the replies so far!! Dojj, you were into cloning keys when you were 10yrs old?! Haha, thats the mark of a natural hardened criminal mind!!
- Went to the driving range with 3 other mates when we were about 12-13 years old.. got bored hitting balls at nothing, so we tanned a bucket of balls and were planning to hit them at the cows out the back of my house. But by time we got back to mine, it was dark and we couldnt see the cows, so we decided to throw them through the windows of the Primary School instead. One of my neighbours chased us as we hopped fences trying to get away from his crazy dog... police were called, we pleaded innocence, until they told us that they matched the 60-odd balls in the school to the ones we had left in our golf bags.
- I've always loved cars and couldnt be arsed sitting on a bus for 45mins to see my mates. So I treated myself to a MK2 XR2 for Christmas when I was 15, used to drive it around the place for about 6 months. Never really drove like a complete tit in it, the car was a red C-plate, the reg doc was for a white E-plate. Took it to the local Budget Tyre/Exhaust place for a new backbox, came back out after it being fitted, friend asked what funny name I'd given...... but I'd given all my genuine details. Then he said: "Grant, you're 15 you tit, did you not think about giving false details?!"
- Stepped in to stop a guy hitting a lass a couple of years ago at New Year, grabbed the guy, clipped the kerb and fell over, landing on him which shattered his kneecap requiring many surgeries since. Taken to court for aggravated assault I think it was, got let off and the judge basically said he couldnt believe it had made it to court in the first place.
If I had my time over again, I'm pretty sure that I'd do exactly the same.
Cheers,
Grant