the naughtiest thing i wil admit to was when i was about 10 or 11

i stole 2 bunches of keys to the entire school after they were left on the table by the caretaker
i then spent a fwe weeks plotting on how to burgle the whole school
made some copies of the keys etc
then stole some calculators
i ended up being "detained" when someone grassed me up
so i later went round his house and set it on fire
after first trying out my incendiary decive on a telephone box to find out how long it would take to engulf the whole phonebox and so as to work out who long it would take to take hold of his house

needless to say, that reputation stayed with me right through high school, my brother was affected by me being stuff of legend, and i got canned like fuck and my old man beat me with a tennis racket, for 45 minutes, and i still have it on my record, even though i was supposed to have had it wiped from the police records as i was underaged at the time

there may be several minor details from that account that i have not recalled due to my memory loss, but that's the most of it