not only did 6 police cars/meat wagons turn up outside my house to nick loads of kids that were fucking around on a bus, i've just figured out that i've had free gas and electric for the first 6 months of the year

ok, so i got a puncture on a wheel i'd just got sorted after 100 yards and i#ve lost my rear number plate, but those are minor things when you think of the money i've saved and the totally perfect view of some toerags getting nicked

what you lot done today?