I a blip of madness I considered becoming a car salesman… I applied for a job with a BMW garage

What a load of bollocks, first off you have to take their psychometric test that asks questions such as ‘why are stars in the sky bright?’ (Alarm bells started to ring)

Then I was interview by the 2 biggest cocks I have ever met in my entire life. One arrogant Asian guy telling me I don’t get out of bed for less than 50 grand, I could work for Ferrari if I wanted etc etc …. (why he couldn't afford a toothbrush i'm not sure)
And some other guy who was saying how great the dealership was etc (getting a real hard on he was)
I hardly got in a word edgeways… they started telling me you can’t work in a BMW garage the pressure is to high, we are here 13 hours a day etc etc.... we are no ordinary sales men (ALARM BELLS RINGING V V V LOUD)
Regardless of the fact i graduated and have worked for some of the biggest multinationals in the world.

At the end of the interview I just said…. Sorry everyone has waisted there time and walked out. Surley this can't be how the car trade is ???? unbelievable!!! and there share price of this (particular group of dealersips) has tumbled to the point of going Bust - hmm i wonder why