so popped in and decided to wind them up a bit and test their knowledge

Im standing with the laptops, and a woman comes over asking me if im ok. I pointed that I was "interested" in this laptop with 1gb of ram. I asked the lady if it had an expansion port underneath to stick an extra gig stick of ram in if i wanted (AFAIK most modern laptops have one dont they?). She just said: "That would be quite difficult, you'd be better off buying an external harddrive instead"

Then I pointed at some speakers behind it. I asked how much are they (I have a set exactly the same). She goes speakers start from 20 quid. I asked her again how much THOSE ones are. 70-80 quid she replies. I got mine for £42 about a fortnight ago!!
What a bunch of tards